Technorgasmic: Alternative Porn

Missy had a dream! A dream of kinky boots, horses, and getting plowed by a cock bigger than a Louisville Slugger! Playing wish fairy, I introduced her to a clockwork cock the size of Seabiscut to rock that pussy hard! Will she finally get off? Tune in and find out!

Greetings true believers! In this chapter of Wild Fuck Toys we find superhero Jeanie Marie! In her battle to fight crime she’s lost her vaginal powers and came to the good doctor for help! Will the doctor’s danger room help our heroine? Tune in and find out!

Cock lovin’ has always been a snooze fest for pretty Aaliyah’s sexy snapper, but after a trip to the good doctor his wild fuck toys he got that pussy worked up and juicy! Watch these electro-wongers jackhammer that fine snatch to a flowing liquid frenzy!

Blindfolds and strange men seemed an odd recipe to get sexy Cindy off, but to help her kick her fix we brought in the heavy artillery! These wild fuck toys played peekaboo with her pretty privates and helped her quench the thrill of the unknown!

The EyeDildo is a clear acrylic dildo with an embedded camera and LED setup so you can play “ob/gyn, the home game”. It’s at least nice to see someone ripping off Sony (EyeToy) versus Apple (iEverythingEver) for once. And while there is absolutely no way to make the combination of thrusting pointy things and eyes sexy, the name does have a certain impact.

$200 lets you realize that the inside of your partner isn’t nearly as pretty as the outside. It uses regular ol’ batteries and comes with TV hookups so you can just plug in and plug in and see internal organs on your 60″ flat screen!

Full Story: Slashdong

(via Sexoteric)

I didn’t find these all that disturbing, but some of them are fun to look at.

The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys

(via Coolios)

With a fetish for all things cute and fluffy, pretty Holly came to us for a cure! Enter "The Deliverance"…A wild fuck toy sure to make her squeal! Will pretty Holly’s tight little twat take the pounding? Tune in now and find out!

One clit piercing later and Diana’s pretty pussy was deader than disco! Cold steel to the rescue as the good doc rolled out the mean machines to retool that tasty twat! Will the wild fuck toys save pretty Diana’s comatose pussy? Tune in and find out!

This little cutie (literally) went bananas for our wild fuck toys as our first patient of the new year! We ran this sexy chiquita’s hot twat through a marathon of metal monster cock! Watch pretty Carly get it on with our high voltage lovers in this one!