Technorgasmic: Alternative Porn

I’ll admit it, every time I walk into a hotel room my mind automatically assesses its possibilities for BarelyEvil bondage and other pervy purveyances. Apparently so do Amelia G and Forrest Black’s, judging by their sumptuous shoot of breathtaking Lydia Lashes taken during one of their trips to Vegas. Amelia broke out the ropes, tied Lydia spread on her back on the coffee table, fired up the camera — and everybody’s happy.

To me, Michele Aston is the epitome of the DIY esthetic; this punky scientist decided she wanted to become a porn star, so she did — transforming into a self-described “goth MILF” with tattoos that give your eyes plenty of excuses to crawl lovingly over every inch of her gorgeous flesh. So it’s only suitable that she’s posed here in front of Forrest Black’s nostalgia-inducing wall of punk flyers while she gets very intimate with an acrylic cross in this Amelia & Forrest BarelyEvil set. For the record, Michelle Aston can sequence my DNA any time she wants.

Ah, the 1950s. Eisenhower was in charge, “The Honeymooners” ruled TV, Outfit boss Sam Giancana kept things orderly in Chicago and J. Edgar Hoover fondled his secret files while plotting his assault on left-leaning pinkos who wanted to fluoridate our drinking water. And Senator Estes Kefauver spearheaded a witch-hunt against a pair of Los Angeles photographers for selling dirty pictures of this hot brunette named Smoking Mary Jane… no, wait a second, I got lost in time, there — see what happens when you fuck around with a particle accelerator before breakfast? But seriously, folks: this unbelievably hot Smoking Mary Jane oozes the feel of the fifties in her style and her look; in this Amelia G and Forrest Black Gothic Sluts shoot, she’s all red lingerie, fishnets, black heels and legs to high Heaven. Back in the ’50s, though, we didn’t know about the filthy poses she offers for Amelia & Forrest’s lascivious lens — which is why, I submit, there’s no time like the present, and no chick in the world like Smoking Mary Jane.