Technorgasmic: Alternative Porn

In the members area of Blue Blood’s BarelyEvil, Amelia G writes, “Nothing says party like balloons on a hot naked tattooed girl. Well, maybe other things say party like that, but balloons on a hot naked tattooed girl are still very festive. I felt this celebratory set Forrest Black and I shot of Voltaire would be just the thing to ring in the New Year. May you all have a fabulous 2009.” Fine sentiments we can all get behind. Voltaire using a survival knife to slowly pop the balloons covering her tattooed torso is pretty sweet too!

The Blue Blood posse appears to be very into the Repeal Day holiday for being about freedom. Also about drinking. Repeal Day commemorates the anniversary of the date when the 21st Amendment repealed Prohibition on December 5, 1933 and Americans were permitted to legally drink alcohol again.

To celebrate the occasion, Amelia G and Forrest Black photographed long-time model Rachel Face on location at the Plan B bar (and delicious bacon dog emporium) in Portland, Oregon, USA. This BarelyEvil set has it all, including extravagant tattoos, memorable hair, well-placed piercings, sex appeal, beautiful model, and just being really naughty. I love girls who dance on the bar. I really really really love girls with mohawks who dance on the bar.

Lydia Lashes glorious white and red rubber bikini number here is the perfect compliment to her raven hair, perfect body and gorgeous face in this Amelia G & Forrest Black RubberDolllies shoot. A body like that doesn’t need compliments, though, so even better when the bikini comes off.

I’m not too familiar with fetish model Natalie Addams; the purple haired, bespectacled pierced-and-inked beauty has a bit of the dirty librarian thing going on with her horn-rimmed glasses and wicked smirk, but I don’t think any librarian’s ever said “Shhhhhh!” while wearing the blue and black rubber halter dress Natalie sports here. Though if they did, I think my reading habits would definitely improve, especially if libraries had cool industrial design like the set here. This RubberDollies pictorial by Amelia G and Forrest Black puts a finger across my lips in the most sensuous possible way, and once she gets stark naked, it’s more tasty than ever.

Goth hottie Zoe already wowed me with some black velvet, but in this Amelia G & Forrest Black GothicSluts shoot, she shows she can do California Gothic, too — to the tune of a zebra bikini top and black lace wrap as she lounges poolside, at least until she loses the top. Oh, did I mention she has pigtails? Mmmm, pigtails.

Two of the most gorgeous chicks in the Blue Blood ouveure are, of course, Scar and Szandora. In this set shot by Forrest Black & Amelia G, the two chicks frolic together in Vegas in a classy hotel suite — almost as classy as these two dames. Scar has an amazing spider-and-web combo drawn on her face, and the two girls’ beauty goes together perfectly — and more importantly, they’re quite plainly having a great time.

I’ll admit it, every time I walk into a hotel room my mind automatically assesses its possibilities for BarelyEvil bondage and other pervy purveyances. Apparently so do Amelia G and Forrest Black’s, judging by their sumptuous shoot of breathtaking Lydia Lashes taken during one of their trips to Vegas. Amelia broke out the ropes, tied Lydia spread on her back on the coffee table, fired up the camera — and everybody’s happy.

There is something dirty and sexy about a naked girl with a cigarette — doubly so if that girl is the princess of the smoking fetish, Smoking Mary Jane. This Amelia G & Forrest Black GothicSluts set has Mary Jane stripping off her fur coat and enjoying a cig on a rooftop with the Hollywood sign in the background — could anything be more perfect for a starlet who was clearly born to smoke up Tinseltown?

Szandora is a BABE, and here she looks particularly good in an exquisite silver-and-blue corset, blue lips, green eyes and neon-red hair. Amelia G & Forrest Black capture the irresistible ivory-skinned bad girl in all her GothicSluts glory.

Voltaire has got some mesmerizing tattoos, but even they don’t distract from her perfect body, on lavish display in this Forrest Black and Amelia G shoot of sexy V. at the beach. Even if she didn’t share a name with my favorite Enlightenment writer, I would get enlightened at the beach any day by this inked lovely.